the life and times of a wandering jew

5.11.2006

Trudel Down!

Spokane, Washington
Driving towards Spokane yesterday, I started to hear a clunking sound from one of Trudel's wheels that sounded like it was going in time with the tire revolutions. It went away, lulling me into a false sense of security, but in the back of my mind I knew a sound like that doesn't just go away. It picked back up last night, and by this morning I knew I would have to take her in.

I pulled over to the side of the road in Spokane, fired up my wireless service (which, if anyone is thinking of getting the service through Cingular, works a little better than dial up but nowhere near high speed), and typed "Westfalia Mechanic Spokane" into google. I came across a site of VW owners and lovers, each of which listed where they are, what they drive, their level of expertice with vans, and whether or not you can crash at their place if something goes wrong with your car. I called a guy on the list named Shaun, and not only did he direct me to a good mechanic in the area, he happened to work two blocks from where I pulled over and he came over to see if there was anything he could do. I have to say, the VW van community sure are a helpful bunch!

At the mechanic, I learned that the left rear axle needs to be replaced for a cost of $225. Not a huge deal, and knock on wood that this is the only thing that goes wrong. The parts are being shipped from Seattle tomorrow, and the auto shop is letting me crash in their parking lot for the night. They even pointed out a patch of gravel where I can take a leak. Nothing but hospitality, I tell ya.

Need something to listen to while you're stuck in your dead in job? Check out my latest road trip segment on the Schnauzer Logic Podcast over at http://schnauzerlogic.tblog.com/ Of course you're going to want to listen to the whole thing, but in case you're pressed for time because you have to run out and get your mom a Mother's Day gift, my segment starts about 26 minutes into the show. Also, without any prompting from me, Robin did me the great honor of capturing my segment on the KSCO morning show today at 6:45 am. Download all the hilarity at http://www.schnauzerlogic.com/jason/jason-ksco-511.mp3, and a HUGE thanks to Robin for doing that! If I ever need an intellectual property lawyer, you'll be the first one I call.

Meanwhile, the popularity of this blog continues to grow thanks to the efforts of all of you who are reading it. I've finally taken over the number one slot on Google when searching for "Jason Nathanson." I've been competing for years with some asshole UCSD science geek named Jason Nathanson who seems to be a lot more accomplished and smarter than I am, so it's good to finally knock him down a peg. And people searching for stuff in Google are randomly bringing up this site. What, you ask, is the most random search term typed into Google that recently brought someone here? "Sizzler Cheese Toast" and "How to make Sizzler Cheese Toast." I doubt those people found what they were looking for, but I'm glad they stopped by.

And don't forget to check out the comments section at the bottom of each post - I'm always looking for fun things to do wherever I am. Currently I'm taking suggestions for the East Washington, Idaho, and Montana areas. Over at the Schnauzer Logic page, I've been invited to Wallingford, Ct., so remember you too can bring the Random to you! The comments are also a great place to see my friends bust my balls, my cousins drop simultaneous guilt trips on me (and they're not even practicing Jews!), and my dad using a fake persona to call himself a hottie.

Tomorrow while I'm waiting for the car to be fixed, I promise to post of ton of pics.

10 comments:

Anonymous said...

i love how on the KSCO show today you said your VW was named for your grandmother, Trudel, and the host said, "Turtle?"... yeah... Turtle Schwartzbaumsteinowitz... very ethnic... from the original sephardic!

sorry to hear about the hiccup, but glad there's a gravel bed sanitized for your protection... remember not to cross the streams (i don't know what that means... i just remember it from a movie)

Mr. Biggs said...

leavenworth wa is a sleepy little tourist trap town in the mountains along the Wenatchee River, that re-made itself as a Bavarian villiage.

It's also the town my grandmother lived and died in.

It's filled with friendly Germans. Or those who pretend to be, if only you'd sample some of their overpriced gift shop wares.

Seriously, for a day or two, it's a fun time...beer is free-flowing.

And this weekend they're having a Lederhosen COntest!

Best Looking Man in Lederhosen
Best Looking Woman in Lederhosen
Youngest Child in Lederhosen
Oldest Person in Lederhosen
Largest Group in Lederhosen
Largest Lederhosen
Smallest Lederhosen
Most Colorful Lederhosen
Best Looking Dog in Lederhosen

You must go.

http://www.leavenworth.org/

-Biggs

Anonymous said...

I had a 1969 VW Bug once that had the same problem with the rear axle. I threw up a furball on it and kept on truckin... You need to learn the ways of the meooowwwww....

jason said...

Even though I didn't bring my Lederhosen (not enough room in the van) and Leavenworth is about 80 miles in the opposite direction, I'm all over it. Thanks for the tip!

jason said...

maybe I should have checked mapquest first...more like 200 miles. I still think I might do it - I have visions of "European Vacation" and Rusty hooking up with the hot German chick at the festival dancing through my head

Mr. Biggs said...

our family owns a condo there. I'll check to see if it's accessable. maybe a chance for a free shower.

just pay no mind to the the red light behind the bathroom vent.

I'll let you know...

-Biggs

jason said...

the car is in the shop now and will probably be done in a couple of hours - I'm leaning towards heading East instead of back west, because 400 miles round trip maybe isn't the best idea, but if there's a hot shower involved...

Mr. Biggs said...

nuts.

the key to get in is here.

you are there.

I thought we had a phony rock-n-key hidey thing...but no dice.

Up to you. You'd enjoy it. But perhaps it's best to move east.

Besides, when you've seen one pair of leather britches, you've seen them all. And YOU'VE seen a lot of leather britches, I'd wager.

-Biggs

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Anonymous said...

I thought I was your IP attorney. Weel that's fine. Go with your gay attorney and Ivan. The three of you can have massages, produce radio shows, and pee in gravel.
-Drew