the life and times of a wandering jew

8.31.2006

Home

Yes, I'm still around, and Yes, the trip is technically officially over. I've spent the last week in a decompression chamber so as not to get the bends, and it seems to have worked so far. I've been filling my days with sleeping, eating, and visiting with friends and family. I kind of feel like a newly released convict in reverse - they usually have a tough time adjusting to the freedom, and I'm having a tough time adjusting to not waking up in the morning to drive my house to the next destination.

As I drove over the hill from Thousand Oaks into the San Fernando Valley last Monday , furnace like winds blasted through my open windows, signaling I was home. Having spent the final leg of my trip driving down the often frigid Pacific coast, the heat was a definite reminder that it was still summer in most of the country. As I entered Woodland Hills, I was honored to see the city had thrown a parade heralding my homecoming. Thousands of cars sat motionless on the 101 awaiting my return. It was truly touching.

I found coming home and ending the trip rather anticlimactic. There was no signature moment, such as disembarking a plane into the arms of friends and family. I simply drove the car into a parking lot and turned it off like I had thousands of times before. Sure, I was happy to see my parents, but I had kept in such close contact with them throughout the entire journey that I didn't feel like I had missed them. Plus, I lived in Northern California for 8 years, so this was hardly the longest we've gone without seeing each other. Their reaction upon seeing me, however, put everything into perspective. They were happy and proud and inquisitive and they treated me like I had just accomplished something momentous. And at that moment it kind of hit me - I had. I had just driven around the country for three months and three weeks, through 37 states, and I experienced more in that short span than a lot of people get to experience in a lifetime. True, I didn't figure out the meaning of life or discover my true calling. But at least I went looking rather than sitting on my ass. Right?

So now it's time to take this experience and figure out how to use it for good, not evil. That may take a little time. Meanwhile, I plan to continue this blog and explore Los Angeles in a way I've never had the chance; as an unemployed adult. This will include very cultural and erudite activities, such as attending yesterday's taping of "The Price is Right." Did I come on down? You'll soon find out.

And in the first of many thank you's in the weeks to come, thanks for reading. We seemed to have formed a little family here over the past few months, complete with crazy uncles types who you wish would stay locked in that little room under the stairs. Your support and generous comments have definitely made if feel like even though the passenger seat was empty, there was always someone along for the ride. Stick around - this thing ain't over yet.

18 comments:

Anonymous said...

It ain't over? Am I about to share Trudel for another while, or are you exploring LA in the Prius? Whatever, we are extremely proud, inquisitve, and most happy to see you and it continues to be a joy to share you journey. Now about "The Price is Right" did you or didn't you?
Pops.

Anonymous said...

"So now it's time to take this experience and figure out how to use it for good, not evil."

Pourquoi? The darkside has much to offer a young man such as yourself. Whereas virtue is its own reward, so is vice. Evil is merely Good with a bad press agent. Think of all the fun times you had being "naughty". Yes, come to the darkside and enjoy your life. Your parents will understand. How do you think you got here in the first place?

We'll leave a light on for you.

Anonymous said...

you said, "...i didn't figure out the meaning of life... but at least i went looking rather than sitting on my ass..."

so you're saying the meaning of life is to get off your ass and go searching for life?

that's pretty f*ckin profound, you buddah-looking muthaf*cker!

Anonymous said...

Wow! Robin is off his/her meds.

Anonymous said...

This is now offically stupid.
Go home people. Read a book. Take a walk. Play with your children if you have any. Why are you wasting your life commenting on this non-blog? It was fun, but it is over. Way over.

Anonymous said...

Dear Mr. Bokonon,

Kiss off.

Anonymous said...

Jason, Did you "Come on Down"?!!

Anonymous said...

C*ckS*ck*rs! Everyone of ya!
Just f'ing die a welfare death you pork-pushers.

Anonymous said...

Ooookay. Another person off his meds.

You mispelled "Crack-Seekers".

Anonymous said...

cocksuckers. There. Are you happy now?

Anonymous said...

Go for it Jason. Delete away.

That'll teach yah.

Anonymous said...

He can't. I swiped his delete button.

Anonymous said...

Jason's just too busy looking for a job. Where are you Jason? How's the job market looking? You know waiting tables is quite enjoyable I've heard.

Anonymous said...

I think Jason's depressed. Why the hell do you think he won't speak to us?

Anonymous said...

Because some of us are tards.

Anonymous said...

How about the few fans of Jason's blog who are left come over to my house tonight for a good old fashioned circle jerk?

Anonymous said...

"Stick around - this thing ain't over yet." WTF?! It's over and then stuff.

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