My first internet access opportunity in over a day, and I have to make it short and sweet. Several of you are concerned about my safety, and I'm touched, since I got several e-mails letting me know Plague has been reported in Southern Utah, which is where I now am. At current, I am Plague free, but I still have one more night here, so anything can happen. How do you get Plague, anyway? Is it only through sexual contact with squirrels? If so, I promise that if I do any squirrel boning tonight, I'll wear a condom.
Hopefully I'll have a chance to post something meaty tomorrow. Right now I'm in a restaurant that is allowing me to steal their wireless, but I'm starting to get dirty looks from the owners. I've got to stop making Mormon jokes to people I meet in this state. So stay tuned, next post will include why I think all Mormons are in a cult, why Germans love Southern Utah, and pictures of the most spectacular place I've been so far.
And for those preoccupied with the fact that there might be a typo here and there, bite me.
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It would have worked better if you had said "byte me". You see that? You see what I just did with that? Oh, that was funny. That was really, really funny.
And in my day, we didn't call it "squirrel boning." We called it "Hiding The Nuts For Winter." Tell that hottie Zeus that he can get my number easily by visiting any bathroom stall in the East Bay.
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