the life and times of a wandering jew

4.19.2006

Jesus Makes a Damn Good Lemon Cake

Los Osos, California - Back at Starbucks. When you sign up for a T-Mobile Hotspot account, you get 24 hours free internet access, so I'm taking them for all they're worth. I wonder how much porn I can watch before they kick me out? If don't have an account and find yourself at a hotspot, go to www.t-mobile.com/hotspot and use the code STDAYPASS0802.

Two girls who can't be more than 16 or 17 are sitting next to me, and given their age I have to assume they're ditching school. One of the Starbucks chicks, sorry, Baristas, came around and passed out samples of a Lemon-zucchini cake (sounds weird, but it was actually very good), and when one of the girls was finished eating it she closed her eyes and said "Thank you Jesus for that snack." Now they're taking turns reading the Bible to each other. What happened to the days when teenagers would ditch school to smoke weed and have unprotected sex?

Trudel has passed inspection with flying colors, and now Go Westy is just changing fluids and making minor repairs. She'll be ready for travel tonight, so I guess I have to face the reality it's time to go home and pack up all my shit to put in storage. For someone who absolutely despises moving, I seem to do it an awful lot, averaging over a move a year for the past 8 years. Maybe that's why the thought of a home on wheels appeals to me so much.

TRIP TIP: If you're ever in Los Osos, Celia's Garden Cafe on the corner of Fairchild and Los Olivos makes a tasty breakfast, and it's served all day.

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